The Tik Tok Generation Has Spoken

THE TIK TOK GENERATION HAS SPOKEN….OR AT LEAST MY 13 YEAR OLD BROTHER HAS. HERE’S HIS 20 MIN PLAYLIST:

TRACK 1: Phone Numbers

ME: WHY DO YOU LIKE IT? JACK: WAIT LET ME LISTEN TO IT.

*PAUSE*

I GET LEFT ON READ A LOT.

TRACK 2: Fancy Shoes

JACK: I LIKE TO LISTEN TO IT WHEN I’M SAD. IT MAKES ME MORE SAD.

TRACK 3: When You Were Young

JACK: YEAH THAT’S A PRETTY GOOD SONG. IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD. IT MAKES ME FEEL HAPPY.

TRACK 5: Dreams

MOM SHOWED ME THIS ONE.

TRACK 6: Mr. Clean

JACK: ISN’T THERE A GUY NAMED MR. CLEAN?

TRACK 7: PANINI

JACK: LIL NAS X IS A COWBOY

ME: ARE YOU A COWBOY?

JACK: DEEP DOWN EVERYBODY’S A COWBOY.